Ultrasounds and Ulcers Crewneck

Warning: This crewneck was designed for the emotionally unavailable women who willingly chose getting kicked by 1,200-pound toddlers.

Fueled by caffeine, poor financial decisions, and the phrase, “Can you just take a quick look at my horse?” This sweatshirt is for horse girls who know that every “easy day” ends with blood, manure, and an overtime shift.

Soft enough to nap in. Tough enough to survive breeding season.

Wear it proudly—you’ve already lost your dignity somewhere in a breeding shed.